@myself what the fuck are you doing

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Late night post twenty four diner selfies I’m high and I just drank a bunch of spiked coffee wow this cigarette is my new bestie.

okay today has been weird i slept until one and woke up with a crippling fucking stomach ache then i picked up my nana from work and we went shopping for my brother’s and sister’s birthday which is today and also i got a cute skirt for literally three dollars and two pairs of pants for under ten dollars at fucking kohls then i accidentally spilled diet coke on my clothes and the dress we got my sister and didn’t realize until we got home then i cried off all my makeup then i ate then puked then made the easter gifts for the girls in my nana’s office since she couldn’t do it bc her arm is still broken then i spent like five hours getting pretty and talking to the lil babe and now i’m waiting for anya to come over so we can go see the babe also i found some painkillers.


We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

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